guietoe

Pronounced Guy-Toe

a small penis thats erectile, or someone who has a small erectile penis

Last night i gave Joe a guietoe.

That guy thinks he his cool but he is only a guietoe.

by Wuzsup July 30, 2009

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

Guije

Guije is the disgusting un-identified human fluid created for no reason when anything out of the ordinary occurs. It is nasty and should be avoided at all costs.

Is that guije? I think Mark got a bit excited.

by MS guije April 3, 2011

Guidese

The native language spoken by Guidos and Guidettes as in Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and the Sopranos.

Guidese
Juicehead Gorilla
Grenade
Grenade Launcher
GTL
DTF

by Kissey June 12, 2011

giterdunce

A neo-classical redneck with hyper-nationalistic tendencies often accompanied with racial underpinnings.

Hey! Look at that giterdunce over yonder hollerin' 'bout them damn towel-heads on the TV screen! Ima thinkin' that there be mah cuzin Burt.

by phenfen August 7, 2011

goiter knot

when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.

That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)

by met_l_hed September 10, 2011

Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011