Gnome Hunting

The hunting of gnomes after a lobotomy (i’m going insane)

Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting

Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude

Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)

by eimzzzz August 17, 2023

gomenasorry

Internet meme. Mixing two words, gomenasai (i dont know japanese correct me if im wrong) and sorry.

Oh! Gomenasorry! Im such a baka..!

by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023

gomesexual

A homosexual especially that of a man.

A gomesexual is like a homosexual.

by Master of beargreen September 11, 2023

Gnomer State of Mind

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023

Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010

Sucker Gnomes

A pretty fly guy.

Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.

by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011