2 definitions by Seanlene
A sexual word relating to defecation. A man takes a suitable size of excrement and stores it in the freezer. At a later date when he and his partner are having sex, he removes the frozen poo and shoves it up her vagina to bring her to orgasm. When complete, he places the poo in her mouth and proceeds to go down on her to remove all traces.
"I had an amazing night last night, Colin said he wanted to Meffud me. I wasn't sure if I would like it, but I loved it!!! I can't wait for another round"
by Seanlene February 20, 2014
Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.
Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"
by Seanlene January 18, 2010