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michael sphinkter group 

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.
"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
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The "Noah" of the group 

To be the "Noah" of a group, means to be the member of any group who is the least respected and the most likely to succumb to verbal and/or physical harm.
A: "Wow (name of friend), you really suck."

B: "I don't suck nearly as bad as (name of the "Noah")!"

A: "Yeah, that's true."

B: "Well he is The "Noah" of the group."
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SIFTC Group 

Save It For The Circle Group- A group of annoying cunts, who think they are hot but really everyone fuckin hates them. They have group slumber parties and finger each others butt holes. They tell each other secrets, and write them in their book. When being queef enough, they make out with each other. Basically a group of dikes.
"hey girls! SIFTC Group meeting at my house tonight bring your dildoes!"

cause group 

(n.) - A special-interest group or social activist group that espouses a specific cause to improve society or promote social or political concerns
"There is no special cause group for Dutch people in America, but there should be since many of our English words, such as Dutch treat and dutch oven and dutch wife are slurs on the Dutch."

- overheard at a watercooler outside a bookstore in Amsterdam on April 3, 2010
cause group by PRwiz101 April 4, 2010

Volume Group 

A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.
P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group

OR

Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...
Volume Group by Paolo_is_Pigra October 8, 2011

The Group 

The most bad ass mother fuckers to have ever walked the face of the earth. They are usually loctaed in Scituate MA. Despite popular belief Scituate is not a ass hole town full of sluts. We are full of stoners, but due to a small amount of girls opening their legs, all girls are included in this group. The Group is a well known group in the town, and a little further out also. They are made up of different parts. There is the inner circle, also known as the brotherhood, which consists of Alex, Bubba, Cullen, Christian, Eddie, Erik, Greg, Mouse, O'Neil, Peaches, Reape, Philli the KEEEED, and Tom. Then there is the outer circle which has way to many people to count. Our main activities are smoking (things...), drinking drinks..., COD, Basketball, and alot of other things. Thats all you get to know because obviously if your reading this your not very important. Fuck you.
WE, THE GROUP, ARE THE SHIT
The Group by jeGsOuDs November 30, 2011

fuck group 

Mike: I'm a part of LXM. We got shootas.

Jim: Your fuck group ain't got no shootas, fuck up.
fuck group by Yomomaaa December 22, 2013