The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Great White Buffalo

"The One" that got away - alluding to a potential mate or partner or in love with.

Guy 1 - "Dude, she's the one that got away huh?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah, she's my "Great White Buffalo" dude."

by Ensee87 October 1, 2010

Great Hair

What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.

Alternatively, what to say to someone who's being a jackass.

"Man, I totally just pwned your ass, doob. You should just quit Halo forever." - Tom
"Great Hair, Tom."

"PZ Myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight." - Matt Nisbet
"Great Hair, Matt."

by Stogoe March 28, 2008

great meadows

A cluster of houses between Hackettstown and Hope, NJ. It is compiled of Vienna, Independence, Townsbury, Liberty and Mountain Lake. The most excitement in Great Meadows happens when our only local band, The Quimby Mountain Band, plays at one of our bars or the firehouse at the Lake. The hangouts in this area are limited, and consist of Herbie's Ice Cream, Hot Dog Johnny's and the firehouse at the Lake. It is not uncommon for someone from "Ghetto Meadows" to be put on probation for doing weed, most of the time at a party in Hackettstown, nor is it uncommon to walk aimlessly in the woods on weekends and after school. We also have a resident gang of farmers here in Great Meadows, called the Meadows Boys. They are known for their giant trucks with lettering over the front saying "Meadows Boys" and their anticlimactic farmer drawl. The summers are boring as hell here, and by senior year in high school, many Meadows Kids are dying to leave this shithole for college, but, inevitably, half of them will stay in Warren County, growing old loving the place.

kid from three towns over: Hey, where are you from?
GM kid: Great Meadows.
kid from three towns over: Where?
GM kid: You know, Liberty? Independence?
kid from three towns over: Uhh....
GM kid: Oh, forget it. I'm from Hackettstown.

by chipsanddip543 March 28, 2009

greatvine

The streets

I heard through the greatvine she was a hoe.

by Scamnewton1k May 5, 2018

greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

Great Falls

Great Falls is the best place for any kid to be brought up at. It is safe and filled with nice and sweet people. True people there are rich, but are all well taught and respectabel.It is a small town, kids from there dominate schools in Mclean.

check out kids from cooper...perfect example...lol great falls is awsome!

by mystery192 April 12, 2006