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Goober

A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.
Did you see him give her an Eskimo kiss, that Christopher Eugene Williams is such a goober.
by Dave Busterfield April 28, 2011
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gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.
"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."
by quijibo81 June 21, 2006
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Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.
Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!
by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011
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gobbstop

to forcibly insert two testicles into the mouth.
Mrs. Jackmeof wouldn't stop watering my couch so I had to gobbstop her.
by bandurows September 8, 2009
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godbsessed

Some religious people are godbsessed.
by ombliss22 September 30, 2012
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jimbo gobstopper

that was written by jimbo gobstopper.
by marissaxo3 February 18, 2009
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Goob

Someone who drives like a woman
See Gutterboy
Matt Galbraith you are such a GOOB! You cant drive for Arab sponge cakes!!!
by Rhys February 16, 2004
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