flustrated

the position of being both flustered and frustrated about a situation.

she was highly flustrated as she ran in late for work after being stuck in traffic for 3 hours.

by isawsparks November 16, 2010

Royal Flush

The act in which you flush your toilet but remain seated to experience what you hope to be a "Good Time".

In actuality if this ever works then what you experience is a overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and of course the need to repeat the word "Fuck" or "Shit" or even "Shit Fuck"

GUY - Man, i totally busted out a royal flush earlier to get my spirits up
GUY 2 - Did it work?
GUY - No... no it didnt
GUY 2 - Ohh, well that sucks
GUY - Yeah, it made me feel SHITTY
GUY 2 *Slaps* guy in face

by Glenn Hart May 30, 2008

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flushed away

flushed away is an act in which a man inserts a live rat into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have sex with her until ejaculating then eating her out while trying to eating the rat alive

bruh1: what did you do again????
bruh2: I performed a flushed away on her man

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush

Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009

flush

to drive a car

hey cuzz im bout to flush this bitch over to my dawgs crib

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Courtesy Flush

Let someone know if, awhile after a first date for example, you're not interested in pursuing the association further.

"I had hoped to get a courtesy flush if you decided you liked that tree-huggin mothball motherfucker better!"

by sweetDICKwillie March 12, 2014