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Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.
by quesondriac December 31, 2013
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fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies
Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap
by m&mlover May 20, 2016
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Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up
"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"
by k?d47 February 1, 2019
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futuristic fuck fest

having sex while teleporting somewhere in a teleportation machine
we fucked in a teleportation machine and joined the futuristic fuck fest
by layla and filip July 13, 2019
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fester

freak or a freaky person; a person you would not want to associate with;
Also can be used to describe oneself when feeling down;
Probable origin from the character of Uncle Fester from the Adams Family ; and from medical terminology i.e. festering wound- slimy, pus-oozing septic infection.
"Oh my god look at those festers over there!" Says Zack, "What a smelly bunch of freaks", replies Mr Smacs;
"Listen, Mr Wisey, Uncle Fester is all-festered-out, but he's got nuthin' on you, you festered out festering fester fest of a festerval in festerville, festered out fester!" Laney quips;
"Oh crap I better get my shit together I'm turning into a fester", Fordy muses to himself;
"This crappy small town is a fester-ville, see those festered-out dudes? They look like a bunch of
Gleesons let loose in the wild while on a surf safari" Daz remarks;
"Hell no I wont go...those street parties are turning into real fester-vals" states Pierre Condom;
by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008
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fester

fes•ter \fes-ter\ PacNW (1987)n
1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups
c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : FESTIVALGOER (1959)n
"Hey, right on fester, I like your new shirt too."

"Yeah, I met that fester at a show in 1993."
Hey fester, get me one too will ya?"
The fester was wearing green while festing at the festival.
The festival was awesome because the festers there were very convivial and knew how to have a good time while taking care of each other.
by chinacatfester March 4, 2012
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Fest-lag

The vacant confusion and paranoia caused by a long stint at a summer festival: sleeping in the office bog, but buzzing at night; basically feeling like a fire alarm is going off in your cave when you're trying to hibernate.
I sat there staring at the log-in screen for an hour, three shaky fingers hovering above the keyboard, before I realised the extent of my fest-lag.
by nmnmnmnm July 16, 2010
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