coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

fnap factor

Derived from fnappy. The level of euphoria you are experiencing, while on a feel-good substance. This incredible feeling is commonly brought on by a scheduled substance, more specifically a narcotic. Your level of 'feel good' is measured using the fnap factor, the 'fnappier' you are, the higher the 'fnap factor.'

The oxys are starting to where off. Let's smoke a bowl to raise the fnap factor a bit.

by taryndactyll May 7, 2009

Intimidation Factor

- something done to deliberately instill fear in someone
-an intimidation tactic
-something about an individual/group that is intimidating to others

our team captain is big and strong- he's the teams greatest intimidation factor

by MiseryMatrix January 17, 2023

frisk factor

Something grown women should have a good understanding of.

I saw Janice and Pam at Club Scandalous, those hoes did a bad read of the frisk factor to be in there

by mrsfrisky May 10, 2011

Chub Factor 7

When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)

Andy is now at Chub Factor 7

by Drewnew October 29, 2019

Leeds factor

A tendency to bungle straightforward tasks when the odds are favourable , often resulting in frustrating outcomes.

Just as I was about to seal the deal with a witty pickup line, I accidentally sneezed and sprayed my date with pepper—Leeds Factor kicking in, turning flirtation into a spicy surprise.

by Alaw_mot April 27, 2024