Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015

Fail Pass

A slip of paper given to an individual that does an action considered a "FAIL".

"Hey man, go to FailPasses.com and print out a Fail Pass for me, my little brother tried riding his bike across water...."

by WordMasterDude May 15, 2010

Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

urdic fail

After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.

Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?

Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016