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Eye - Qon

Usually a wooden stick or other cylinder shaped object that is typical in adjacentuse as a metaphor to express the phrase “A pain in the ass”.
Hey Nico, get that Eye - Qon out of your ass.
by G'zuz Chryst August 5, 2006
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eye shot

A punch in the eye through a hole in the door at a crack house. The punch in the eye is received voluntarily in exchange for a small rock of crack cocaine.
Them kids comin' up nowadays is crazy. The get bored inside a crack house all day sellin' crack and they want to do something to have some fun. The put a hole in a door and make the crack house an "eye shot house".

When you see a couple walkin' through the hood and they both got a black eye, you can tell they been at the "eye shot house".

If you want a hit of crack but ain't got no money, you can get you a hit of crack at an eye shot house. Milwaukee WI
by heiny4243 November 22, 2010
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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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eye opener

1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.
by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010
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eye opener

A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.
"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".
by BGMH October 9, 2011
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Eye Problems

An explanation for not going to, or staying at, some place where you were expected to be. Mainly used in reference to work, but still effective for weddings, long family get togethers, baby showers, and the like.

"eye problems" began its life as a simple reply to a buddy when hungover and didn't go to work. Since its birth is morphed more into a reason for not going somewhere because you didn't want to, or simply because you wanted to go shopping, play video games, or do anything other than what you were supposed to be doing.
"I was having problems today so I didn't go to work. I couldn't see myself going."

"I noticed you left Bunco Night early. Eye problems again?", "hell yah, I couldn't see myself staying there another minute!"
by Scully_659 November 14, 2011
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eye candy

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
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