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Disneyism

The practice of buying major companies to build a huge monopoly.
This company is notorious for Disneyism
by Doctor WTF April 5, 2019
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Disneyhorny

An incredible desire to go to Disneyland. A desire which overcomes all other logical thought and can only be satisfied by going to Disneyland/world.
I am so disneyhorny that I can't focus on my finals.

She must be way disneyhorny because she keeps drawing mickey mouse ears everywhere she goes.
by Angstd April 15, 2009
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Disneyland

A place which costs a fortune to get into, yet your kids won’t acknowledge this and have autistic fits of rage until you end up succumbing to their wishes and take them there, all for what? Taking pictures with “Mickey Mouse”, riding a coaster that 99.9% of the time IS THEMED AROUND A MOUNTAIN, and having to drag your children all the way back home while they screech like an ape getting skinned alive.
Billy screamed like a goat being beaten to death when he saw Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, when in reality, it was just a man sweating to death that took a picture with him just so he could be paid minimum wage.
by (-AstroBad-) November 15, 2018
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disneyfication

The act of creating a facade which when looked at from the outside appears happy, serene, and safe, but still, its purpose is to draw us close, take as much of our money as they can, and give us and our children a false sense of security, joy and happiness.
Look honey, the circus is in town and they have clowns as part of their disneyfication.
by Pierce-a-cola February 6, 2008
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Disneyland

The happiest place on earth. Walter Elias Disney's creation. It was, is, and always will be the happiest place on earth. Unfortunately, Disney is becoming more and more of a currupt company. Down Sides: expensive tickets, souveneirs and food, long lines, and occasional ride being closed.
Despite some of this, it's still awesome
Disneyland is REALLY fun to go to despite it's down sides!
by disneyimagineer August 1, 2012
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disneytized

Censoring stuff for little kids and schools
Editing out profanities for pollictial correctness.

They only present the light, not bloody side of war.

They disneytized the war for school textbooks.
by Mark Nazzaro May 16, 2007
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Disneyland

Slang for a place to get bomb weed.
I've got to go to Disneyland tonight, I'm Dankrupt.
by BlueberryBeatle October 5, 2016
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