disney princess

Snow white and the seven 3rd graders, since some of these disney princesses (JAP Jewish American Princesses as known by their non-Jewish families, another term for spoiled brat that thinks everyone owes them a red carpet, an applause, and a celebration) love kids so much that they can't help but to hang out with other people's kids all the time. Everywhere you see one of the disney princesses, she's with a different group of other people's kids hanging out.

She's becoming more like a disney princess every day, she models for the cartoonists and comic book artists as either Supergirl with the balls of steel three sizes too big or as the Disney princess from the small town, which was probably why she wanted to conquer vast territories and claim them as her own or demolish boundaries (and beloved buildings/landmarks in the process). Napoleon and Hitler were both people she thought of as heroes, people she had a great admiration for, except she thought she was going to be even greater than both of them combined because she was a girl and they were morally inferior males.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Disney Ring

The championship ring won by the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2019-20 NBA season that doesn’t count. This makes LeBron’s finals record 3-6 instead of 4-6

Retard - LeBron James has won 4 championships!

Normal, Sensible Person - No LeBum only has won 3 championships because the Disney Ring doesn’t count.

by 5brodude January 24, 2023

The Disney Affect

The affect that a Disney/Pixar movie has on your life; This affect can last anywhere between days, weeks, months, even years. During this affect, you might find it hard to go out in public. You will always have the urge to burst out into a full chorus song and dance, similar to the song that was performed in the movie. Unfortunately, the only cure for this affect is to shut down Disney, and destroy every movie that Disney/Pixar has ever made, but we all know that will never happen........so you're pretty much screwed. So instead of sucking it up and locking yourself away from humanity, just go outside; Embrace your Disney side; Even though you might think that no one knows what you are going through, just remember, anyone who has ever watched a Disney movie has gone through this affect.

Carlos: Wow, Frozen was a pretty cool movie! Elsa is so hot! And it had so many great songs!
Tim: I know, right ?
*Jim Bob enters the room excitedly*
Jim Bob: Guys! Come look! It's snowing! We should go build a snow man!!!
*Carlos and Tim look nervously into each other's eyes*
Tim: ....... It's coming.
Carlos, Tim: ~DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????~
Jim Bob: OH NO!!!!! It's the Disney Affect

by maddie_nicole March 6, 2016

Walt Disney Shit

When a person takes a bowel movement and then brakes into song and dance about a friend in me, being our guest, or getting down to business to defeat the Huns.

When you’re taking a shit and wish upon a star at the same time.

A term said by your grandpa (Brandon Rogers) when he’s trying to get you an empty stall to poop in at DisneyWorld.

“Pause Mulan! I gotta take a Walt Disney Shit!”

The new Mulan ain’t gonna have MooShu. Ain’t that a Walt Disney Shit”

by Doctor Quiet August 30, 2019

Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her

Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats

by Itbelikethatbro August 27, 2022

Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.

I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.

by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011

Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc

Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.

by ShortyLovesSprouse January 14, 2009