Deputkal

N An interesting member of the modern species of humans, the Deputkal is the lowest of this primate family Hominidae in brain functions. He shares the sole common trait with the rest of his species of being a bidped. This disgusting creature exists soley for the amusement and joy from mockey by other creatures.

I thought that poop covered creature was an ape until I saw that look on its face of stupidity and realized it was a Deputkal.

by win April 19, 2005

deployment shopper

Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.

If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.

It allows for them to do their service young and early.

It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.

Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.

by g-diggity June 21, 2008

depiphany

An epiphany, which you instantly forget.

Jane, I have an life-changing notion!

What?

Uhhh... Crap.

Nice depiphany, spamtard.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

depiphany

The opposite of an epiphany. It's where instead of you suddenly realizing something, you continually feel more and more lost and further away from knowing what you thought you knew.

Chen had a depiphany during math class, when he failed a test he thought he aced, and as the teacher went over the test, he kept feeling more and more confused with what he thought he had figured out.

by castellanos 510 March 9, 2009

depression olympics

When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.

12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}

by Taiga Rose September 10, 2014

periscope depth

When a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.

The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.

"Whoa dude, did you just dump all of Bombay in this bowl? My fuckin nose is going to fall off"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"

by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009