The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Dip and dash

When you dip ur balls in a girls ass then dip from her house

Brady: dips balls into Todd’s ass
Todd: turns very red then smiles like a sexual predator

Brady: gone
Todd: oh no did Brady just dip and dash me

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

Splash and dash

To do a spla and dash is to be wanking by a girl when you are about to cum put it in the girl cum in her then run away there for performing the splash and dash

Girl don’t cum in me

Boy cums in her and runs away

Boy splash and dash

by Smmmmmm April 19, 2019

Nude n' dash

When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.

Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

Drink n Dash

When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.

“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash

by ThatOneGuy6977 January 10, 2020

Hash n a dash

When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.

Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.

I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.

by TheMilkMayn January 20, 2020

Smash and Dash

When you fuck someone and flee the scene. You DO NOT talk to them again or hangout with them. You were just in it for the pussy or dick

Noah: ima smash and dash this bitch

Tyler: bet you should she’s a milf

by Fuckitrightboi January 24, 2020