Master cropper

Grain farmer but mostly a piece of shit

Fuck this master cropper

by Ohreally♈️♈️ September 20, 2020

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.

“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”

by Tdriz July 11, 2022

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.

I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!

by Boogboi December 2, 2022