crotch pillow 

a device used by girls to spread herpes and other std's, if used improperly it can also cause loss of sleep from the horrendous odor or may cause ear infections

Michelles crotch pillow gave me the herps and an ear infection.

crotch pillow by Bad ass mother 4000 July 3, 2010

crotch rot

1. The progressive eating away of one's underwear over time. Usually caused by crotch sweat and crotch smell. Will begin as small holes in crotch of underwear, will become a gaping hole over time.

Bill's mother bought him new underwear after she noticed that many of his undies had succumbed to crotch rot.

crotch rot by Fetus1 December 29, 2007

crotch cannibal 

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.

That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.

crotch cannibal by Voltaire Malaise December 30, 2003

crotch cricket 

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.

Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.

crotch cricket by forever rebel June 21, 2005

crotch spiders 

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.

I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.

crotch spiders by kikidee05 February 6, 2008

crotch grab 

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim

....crotch grab *victim in pain*

crotch grab by disasterpieces September 8, 2003

crotch rot

a man's testicle area thats been eaten away by an std

a man who hasnt shaved his testicle area and its gotten eaten away by the jungle (jungle rot) instead of your feet its your nuts

"Jesus christ, look at yourself, standing naked in a locker room showing off your crotch rot. thats just wrong!"

crotch rot by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004