A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021
Get the COVID-19mug. The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
Get the schlong covidmug. Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.
by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020
Get the covid horneymug. Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?
Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
by rubybfdi April 24, 2020
Get the Covid-76mug. I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
Get the Covid Dickmug. Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.
Wow, she's so COVID-y
by sjahan26 October 1, 2020
Get the COVID-ymug. When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
by h.rahm August 16, 2020
Get the covid goodbyemug.