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Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."
by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020
mugGet the Covid Facemaskmug.

covid horney

Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.
Crissy, I know your my cousin but I'm so Covid horney.... fuck it, let's do this.
by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020
mugGet the covid horneymug.

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
mugGet the schlong covidmug.

covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.
One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.
by bubbagomp December 1, 2020
mugGet the covid timemug.

COVID-y

Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.
Wow, she's so COVID-y
by sjahan26 October 1, 2020
mugGet the COVID-ymug.

Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
mugGet the Covid Dickmug.

covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.
by h.rahm August 16, 2020
mugGet the covid goodbyemug.

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