COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
by Ballzmahoney749 May 02, 2020
When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
by h.rahm August 16, 2020
A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020
by RedStripe November 22, 2020
The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 30, 2022
Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.
by Keith Cooper October 07, 2020
These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.
Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
by Cameron Greene October 04, 2020