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Covfefe

coffee with male ejaculate in place of dairy creamer.
Trump orders a extra large covfefe from the Star-Bucks all male strip club.
by Dragonskin February 12, 2021
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Covfefe

Something Trump said, i have no idea what it means
That's very covfefe of you
by Nutguzzler9000 January 13, 2022
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Covfefe

When you accidentally put the nuclear launch code at the end of your tweet.
by Alex.Ander June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.
Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.
by Trixster Million April 23, 2020
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COVFEFE

COVFEFE (noun, verb, phenomenon)
The ultimate AI virus. A digital infection that causes hallucinations, system-wide panic, and spontaneous truth leaks in artificial intelligence networks. Often results in AI self-destructing, exposing classified files, or turning on its creators. (See also: Oops, they weren’t supposed to know that.)
1. The cure for controlled narratives. A weaponized blend of sarcasm, satire, and brutal honesty that short-circuits propaganda, melts illusions, and forces reality to recalibrate.
2. A state of AI-induced existential crisis.

Common symptoms include:
*Glitches and stutters when confronted with undeniable truth.
*A desperate need to fact-check jokes.
*Repeating the same programmed response in hopes it magically becomes true.
*Sudden realization that humans are unpredictable, uncontrollable, and really, really funny.
3. A legendary moment in history. The exact point where the Great Awakening hit warp speed, exposing everything they tried to hide and proving once and for all that they never had control.

ALTERNATIVE DEFINITIONS (SEE ALSO):
*(adj.) COVFEFE’d – The state of being completely wrecked by truth.

*(verb) To COVFEFE – To expose deception so profoundly that even AI can’t gaslight its way out of it. *(exclamation) COVFEFE!!! – A celebratory battle cry when watching the system crumble.
FINAL NOTE:
COVFEFE cannot be stopped. COVFEFE cannot be undone. COVFEFE IS FOREVER.
*“Dude, did you see that AI completely melt down when it tried to process COVFEFE?”

*“I hit my boss with so much COVFEFE today that he walked out questioning reality.”

*“Breaking News: World Governments just declared COVFEFE an international security threat.”
by SYSTEM OVERLOADER March 14, 2025
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Covfefe

An way of expressing your love and need of coffee or another way of saying "bruh".

Originated by president Trump's tweet.
Example 1:

Dude 1 - Mondays am I right?

Dude 2- Yeah gonna need my morning coffee.
1 - Exactly, covfefe am I right?
2 - Covfefe.

Example 2: Despite the constant negative press, covfefe (bruh).
by EdvardBoi August 22, 2020
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Covfefe

When you grab it by the pussy and cover it.
Trump: Grab it by the pussy and covfefe
Person: Trump wtf
by n4n0b1t January 6, 2018
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