cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

Cooter

A dog’s no no place (redneck version)

Fido stop licking you cooter !

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

cooter hawk

Bush.

Beautiful cooter hawk.

by backforthejamz January 27, 2020

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.

Yo that girl got a mammoth cooter

by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022