Computer

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019

Compuzzled

To be confused and puzzled at the same time

Makenna was compuzzled as usual

by Led_head12 August 7, 2019

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

Compudding

Compudding is a type of person who reads news about pudding all night.

Mike: Oh, that's a compudding!
Jack: Really?
Mike: Yeah!

by super woahguy April 18, 2020

Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.

Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.

by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020

Computer

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020