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compter

You must admit when you submit to your dream it's not a bit like clicking submit on a compter screen.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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computerfaaltje

When a computer fails.
My computer just failed.

OMG A COMPUTERFAALTJE!
by regjezuigt September 6, 2010
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Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
by devidos November 9, 2012
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"
by Crazydude165 January 12, 2014
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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015
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