Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Common Courtesy

1. Rare Courtesy

2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.

P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.

Common Courtesy is dead.

by JBMiller September 27, 2018

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls lead by Debra Messing.

Debra Messing felt that she was too flat chested, so she started the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so that she wouldn't be alone and be able to take over the world with small chests.

by Nostok May 5, 2005

Common Courtesy Dick Down

1. Courtesy 'Fuck'
2. Hook Up, One Night Stand
Also Known as a 'CCDD"

"Well she's got huge tits, but a manly face. I guess I'd give her a Common Courtesy Dick Down"

by MaverickPenguin December 26, 2008

the Commitments

Popular early 90s movie about a group of people from Dublin who start a band and experience some relief from their mundane and sometimes dismal lives. This movie had a very popular soundtrack.

Last night I watched the Commitments. It was full of Irish sterotypes but entertaining nonetheless.

by sylvy September 24, 2006

Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

National Go commit Die Day

Just just fucking commit die on something on July tenth

Can’t wait for national Go commit Die day

by I want to die loving MEMES July 7, 2018