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Colin Farrell Syndrome

The pure inability to carry a movie. Case in point Miami Vice.
"Did you see Devils Advocate?"
"Yeah Keanu Reeves was saved by Al Pachino"
"Colin Farrell Syndrome at its finest."
by Prince of Fyre September 10, 2008
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coltnism

coltnism is a religion where we worship our lord colt grice. colt grice created everything, in fact he created himself.
"Hey do you believe in coltnism?"
"Yes lets pray to our lord colt grice, he cares about all of his followers and we can be gay 24/7 "
by coltgricegf December 28, 2020
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colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
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Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!
by swampchappy February 1, 2010
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Colneth

An anomaly. A rare occurrence often perceived as strange, unusual, or unique. A deviation from an established rule or trend. One that inexplicably overstands the status quo.
His name is Colneth.
by CzrSmz May 16, 2010
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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.
It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.
by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010
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