You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.
by LowTier February 01, 2018
by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
A queef.
by cheek tap man June 16, 2017
The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.
I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.
by MakeithappenMike November 21, 2015
When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair
by Bamzamma December 02, 2022