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Cooper Crunch

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"
He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.
by thsish December 12, 2012
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Cooper

A literal cat

Also sometimes called repooC
Person 1: Oh my god? What the hell is that!
Person 2: It's Cooper, he's a cat.
by ThePanMan November 27, 2018
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oof is cooper happening to you again?
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Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad
Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
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scrotum chomper

James Rosato is the worlds biggest scrtum chomper. Look what he did to Owen! Thats gotta hurt.
by drey December 17, 2004
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Cooperfield

You are having sex with a girl doggy style or in the ass with her facing the window. You have a friend in the closet hiding. You pull out and your friend takes over (with out the girl knowing) . All while you sneak outside to the window with a camera. Knock on the window to get the girls attention then take a picture of her reaction
We pulled a Cooperfield on Susy and she put the pic as her profile pic on facebook...score??
by blazie bone1 April 29, 2010
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Chopperazzi

Freelance photographers who stalk celbrities from helicopters to take their pictures and sell them.
1. Alec Baldwin took a few swings at the Chopperazzi, but they were flying too high.

2. A Chopperazzi got a few shots of the roof of Paris Hilton's limo, weaving through Beverly Hills.
by Jonny S. June 13, 2007
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