celldomy

When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.

My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!

by samgolf June 25, 2012

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

Celltop

A cell phone so large that it can double as a laptop. A state of the art cellphone that you have to hold with two hands.

I gotta charge my celltop before I can call you.

I have to change purses to accomodate my new celltop.

by KaoticKimmy-DawnOtheDead October 19, 2013

cellphone time

Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.

I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.

by Salito December 14, 2017

Cellmate

A Celldweller Fan.

If there’s one thing all Celldweller fans can agree on, it’s this: Celldweller has a huge discography. There are releases upon releases upon remixes upon instrumentals upon deluxe editions. Where does a new Cellmate even begin to start?!

by Delatom July 26, 2018

celluline

The marks made on the back of your legs when you sit on a chair for too long in short shorts or a short skirt.

I got a really bad celluline in lectures today.

Look at the back of Kylie’s legs - that’s bad celluline, man.

by simburg April 21, 2019