catholistenics 

The calisthenics involved in a typical Catholic mass. Movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.

I did a ton of Catholistenics this morning, so I definitely earned extra bacon at brunch.

catholistenics by sangreazul June 23, 2016

Cathoclick Bait 

A fabricated article, video, or image that often uses religion as the main focus.

My grandma shared this video:"Share this video and type amen in the comments". Classic Cathoclick Bait.

"1 like = 1 prayer for this child with a disease nobody's heard of." Classic Cathoclick Bait

Any Breitbart article or anything right-wing.

Cathoclick Bait by raikuanski March 19, 2017

Catholikid 

That one rich kid whose super religious and sucks ass to be around

Person 1: hey man wanna go do some pot?

*CATHOLIKID HEARS YOU FROM A MILE AWAY*

Catholikid: UM WELL ACTUALLY THATS AN HONOR CODE VIOLATION. THOU HAST SINNED AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!! BEGONE SINNER

Catholikid by Guball February 15, 2018

cathylicious 

used to define a thing that is delicious and desireable in a certain catchy way

" this soda was cathylicious "

cathylicious by hellowrld April 27, 2023

Cataholic

Refers to when your cat gets addicted to wet cat food

In the rat, bastard himself I mean The cat always finds a way to get into it
It also refers to when someone is addicted to cats

I;e sniffing them, having a lot of cats, Sleeping with them (not in a sexual way),Cuddling up with them,and trying to pet them

Damn, my cat is a cataholic he always runs to the bowl when He Smells wet cat food
Dang your cataholic of a cat hates dry food now
Dave is such a cataholic he always finds a way to pet mine
Are you sure you’re not a cataholic you always have, like , five cats near you

Cataholic by Tre Delcambre May 29, 2023

Catohlic

Adj.
Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.

See also catohlicism and catehcism

Katehrine: Karen, next Caturday I will convert to Catohlicism. I will receive the sacrament of my baptism in the church of Saint Nekolas. You are invited.
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!

Catohlic by Love-fi December 5, 2025

christmas cathlic 

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

christmas cathlic by James A Gillies November 20, 2020