Caden

Handsome as fuck. You can't even deny it. People with the name Caden are very adorable but also terrifying. They make amazing inside jokes, and you can't help but smile around them. They are the type of people you can say "I love you so fucking much but no homo :)" and they'll shoot back with "Oh fuck yeah, man. I love you too." They are LGBTQ+ in some way, and they very smol and short

"Ayo, Caden"
"Yeah?"
"Luv u, man"

by DoodleAri October 25, 2020

Space Cadet

A sick cunt who couldn't give to much of a fuck what anyone thinks they just do their own thing and have no regrets

Man that kid just dacked the principle what a Space Cadet

by Space Cadet21 January 20, 2016

calderon

someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble

I used be friends with that guy until he pulled a calderon. Next thing you know i lost my job

by the w1zard July 29, 2011

Caiden

Some homosexual who licks his best friend's hands.

stop licking him caiden

by PonyTardRepellence June 12, 2018

Caeden

An unlucky boy.

Patrick just picked up 3 girls! But Caeden didn't get 1.

by Im.Love.With.You May 12, 2009

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

christian cardenas

Nigger

Christian Cardenas is a nigger

by Kshsus January 17, 2018