capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)

friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"

by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021

fuck capitalism

A phrase exclaimed by entitled children with the latest iPhones, computers and trendy clothing, who have no idea what capitalism is

Fuck capitalism!! *she posts to tumblr, with the apple iphone 6s her father bought her*

by cheede bungert May 14, 2016

Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy

A term for the interlocking systems of oppression that form the basis of modern society and define the prevailing social order. In short, it is the status quo.

Activist: The only solution to our woes is the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy.

by qbdkusoemv August 11, 2017

Capita

A blowjob, Head, Brain, Etc.

Yo lemme cop dat capita

by Stewart Bird November 21, 2007

Capital A

One heck of a pimped out nickname!

J.B. loves the "Capital A" chain!

by Capital_A September 12, 2003

Capitol

Somewhere that is the start of the purge

Yo the capitol is starting look at the white people

by QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLXZXCVBNM January 21, 2021

Capitalism

A system devised to ensure ugly, boring people still get laid.

"I own a lot of property. I give money, that I inherited, to people with ideas that I think might make me more money."
"Great."
"I own a lot of really fast cars."
"Cool."
"I'm a winner."
"Uh-huh."
"What do you do?"
"I teach disabled kids how to read."
"Ouch. That can't pay well."
"Nope."
"Sucks to be you. Would you like to see some pictures of my cars."
"No, thank you. Sorry, I have to go."
"Look what lovely cars I have... I love capitalism."

by nobody_special October 11, 2015