pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

by YoItsNat March 1, 2017

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

carving knife

In rhyming cockney slang , it means "wife".

Me carving knife's 'aving Jim Skinner( dinner)

by magicianfromriga2 August 7, 2010

calvn

1.) Very attractive man who is very romantic

2.) Smart and funny

3.) He is a chick magnet

4.) Has a huge dick and all the ladys want it

Girl: hey babe you got to go
Guy: why...
Girl: because your not a calvn

Guy: calvn??
Girl: look it up

by suzzygirl22 March 19, 2014

calking

To go go McDonalds; Or any other food establishment, without consulting your friends.

Nico went Calking today and josh was very upset.

by BlackShuck69 January 17, 2018