by Mikiischill December 11, 2018
It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.
Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
by wheezie5135 November 02, 2024
When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
by heheer February 02, 2024
Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
by Gogie January 10, 2023
The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022