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Coupon

A physical or (more usually) conceptual or virtual token for the later provision of oral sex, given by a somewhat cheap person, to someone (usually a lover or spouse) who has just provided goods or services that cannot be immediately (physically or financially) reciprocated.

By constant use the term 'coupon' itself comes to mean the thing for which it is a token, namely, oral sex.

Believed to be derived jointly from the prevalence of coupons in late post-industrial/capitalist society (largely exchangeable for low-quality goos - see coupoff) and from the Scots/Irish/Gaelic 'coupon' meaning face - coupon/face then suggesting head or oral.
Tom promised Edna a coupon after she had bought him a bag of ready salted crisps in Lidl.

D'you fancy a coupon when we get home?
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Couple Goals

Couple goals is a relationship that is "perfect".
Ry and Aubin are couple goals
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couple of laps

Some sex
I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.
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Cute couple syndrome

Any couple that spends their entire life in the 'cute couple' stage and never graduates to anything else. They bore their friends to tears with social media posts about their perfect life and perfect vacations and how much they love their animals but ultimately that's all they have to talk about.
After Jennifer's hundred 50th post about her amazing trip to Hawaii and her fabulous Beach Body, Megan realized that Jennifer and Todd were victims of cute couple syndrome
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love coupons

Love coupons are used for sexual acts between husbands and wives, and boyfriends and girlfriends. Usually received on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and birthdays.
Jack gave a love coupon book to Sarah for her birthday. Sarah chose the Alaskan fire dragon. Love coupons: sexual acts between soul mates.
by Chip muncher 1018 March 26, 2017
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