balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010

carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 04, 2019

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by May 25, 2021

cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass

rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper

by coots baby March 27, 2018

Cooter looter

When a girl puts something in her pussy and a guy acts like it’s loot from crate or chest

Me and my wife did a cooter looter last night

by Unga bunga July 28, 2022

wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina

you seem like a wooter cooter

by hiitbemeyooo March 20, 2018