claust

being very drunk

"I was so claust on my 21st that I stole a traffic cone"

by volleyball_girl94 June 19, 2017

Claust

What happens when you drink a lot of alcohol.

Hey Mike what are you doing tomorrow night?

Going out and getting claust

by littlewhitelies June 19, 2017

claust

really drunk

Can't wait to get claust this weekend

by littlewhitelies June 19, 2017

claust

plastered, fucked up

That party last night was wild. I was pretty claust

by oystermoon June 19, 2017

Claustrapopedick

When your stuck in confession and the pope begins to take advantage of your puny teenage body

Man, did I ever tell you about the time I got claustrapopedicked?

by Jilly Wagtail March 26, 2018

Claustrobumhole

When you have a phobia of bumholes and your A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOUR TO SCARED TO GO NEAR ONE!!!...................AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL OR YOUR TITS ARE SAGGY DEPENDING ON WHAT GENDER!!!

Billy got lawed in to have sex in the strip club last Night but she liked anal but Billy has a phobia called claustrobumhole and his dick was small so he ran away from the whore and he disided to wank himself off while crying how sad

by Callum Daniel Richards May 29, 2020

Clausecount

When you are counting the amount of clauses in a sentence or set of sentences, like a paragraph. Typically done for very specific sentence writing activities, and maybe some video editing purposes as well, as showing a sentence clause by clause can have a greater affect on the viewer.

Dude 1: Almost done script, just gotta clausecount a few sentences.
Dude 2: Sound.

by idunnodictionary February 20, 2021