A boy that is amazing. He’s cares about people and he’ll try to talk to you whenever he gets a chance. He messes around around his friends but when he’s around you he’s different, in a good way. He’ll text you all night long if he wants to. If you lose him he’ll be really hard to get over. He’s an amazing person and one of the best people you’ll ever meet. He’s super cute too.
1 “Who are you talking to?”
2“Why?”
1“Because you keep smiling :)”
2“It’s umm.. Carter”
1 “OOHHHH GURLLL GET HIM!!”
2 “STOP hehe”
2“Why?”
1“Because you keep smiling :)”
2“It’s umm.. Carter”
1 “OOHHHH GURLLL GET HIM!!”
2 “STOP hehe”
by Lovestowritedefs. October 14, 2018
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1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.
1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!
2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.
2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.
by Drake78 July 4, 2008
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Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.
Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.
Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!
by Petrok February 10, 2009
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by brownrecluse February 12, 2010
Get the cartoon popping mug.a slang term for sexy in the south. Carterfife is commonly used to describe an awesomely sexy individual
by ctbjs December 16, 2010
Get the CarterFife mug.Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
by DanHalen August 21, 2013
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by Phil A Minion October 8, 2015
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