cactusjones

a sly and cunning being or someone who likes to camp in video games

"Dammit, you cactusjones"

by CactusJohnnyJones January 20, 2022

Cactusing

Usually referred to when having intercourse with ones friend

Me and my other friend were cactusing last night

by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022

Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

cactusifyed

When a noun has been affected by the cactus effect. Usually it would be affected in ways such as being sharper and pointy.

My nail became very sharp. Could it have been cactusifyed?

by Shrekbody June 21, 2022

CactusMan4562

Adjective: When your face looks like you've eaten a beehive

That CactusMan4562 mf should stick his dick in a pencil sharpener despite it being too small.

by Stwaberry June 6, 2023

CactusWriter

Yet another Internet weirdo from English Wikipedia. Drives away editors Hollywood with his loud and pointless fights.

I know CactusWriter - said no one.
I trust CactusWriter - said no one.
CactusWriter is a cool guy - said no one

by Barkingdog December 30, 2023

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024