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brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩
whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!
by suf1 June 27, 2022
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brandon

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018
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Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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brandon

dark hair and magistic blue eyes, brandons are loyal boyfriends, (even when there mothers dont approve of you). he is one of the most romantic and sweet people you will ever meet. when he loves his girlfriend his love is true, if you ever get the privliage to be friends with a brandon you are lucky you have found a loyal and honest friend for life!!
i love brandon!!!!!

dont we all?
by secret blond and brunettee December 14, 2012
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brandon

A little bitch who loves to shove giant dicks up his ass while watching gay elmo porn
Brandon: Big sucks in peoples asses
by walrusking6758 March 10, 2017
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the brandon

when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.
did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?

Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.
by T-Cross October 12, 2011
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