shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.

Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018

brakelatabasataa feed me

A word taken from n00b language. Posting this within a forum will result in automatic banning from said forum.

Conner: brakelatabasataa feed me

Admin: lesson # 486 on how to be banned.

*bans Conner*

by King Leonidas I May 20, 2009

Brakence

GOD OF POGNESS

BRAKENCE SIMP1 : DO U KNOW BRAKENCE?
BRAKENCE SIMP2 : YEAHHHHHHH,HE IS POG
BRAKENCE SIMP3 : YEAHHHHHHH

by The real koko August 29, 2021

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

bake smb's swede

To irritate, to get on smb's nerves

That birdie's bakin' me fakking swede, mush! To bake smb's swede is to twist their melon, man!

by kevolution April 18, 2009

bakershmiditney

the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge).

Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.

by mastersons andersons silvasons May 31, 2009