4 definitions by GrumpyFox
(Noun) Being unable or unwilling to believe something, or a feeling of shock or surprise upon exposure to such a circumstance.
Other forms:
Alternate Noun: Incredulousness
Adjective: Incredulous
Other forms:
Alternate Noun: Incredulousness
Adjective: Incredulous
Wife: “I’m pregnant.”
Husband: *contorts facial expression into one of obvious incredulity*
Husband: “We haven’t had sex in six months!”
Husband: *contorts facial expression into one of obvious incredulity*
Husband: “We haven’t had sex in six months!”
by GrumpyFox February 4, 2018
An exclamatory phrase used to express incredulity at a situation or a lack of understanding something. Often used at the end of a sentence that begins with “Wait...”.
“Wait, what? I can send GIFs with Tenor GIF Keyboard fine, but my phone won’t display them when I receive them? Fuckkynashit?!”
“Wait, I’ve been texting you for six hours, and you finally respond when I mention food? Fuckkynashit?”
“Wait, I’ve been texting you for six hours, and you finally respond when I mention food? Fuckkynashit?”
by GrumpyFox February 4, 2018
To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."
*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"
by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017
"Mm-mm, you need to skrankle some salt up in there!"
"You bess hope some fairy dust will skrankle down on you and speed yo ass up!"
"Get me a vanilla ice cream cone with some of them rainbow skrankles!"
"You bess hope some fairy dust will skrankle down on you and speed yo ass up!"
"Get me a vanilla ice cream cone with some of them rainbow skrankles!"
by GrumpyFox June 7, 2016