Definitions by GrumpyFox

incredulity 

(Noun) Being unable or unwilling to believe something, or a feeling of shock or surprise upon exposure to such a circumstance.

Other forms:
Alternate Noun: Incredulousness
Adjective: Incredulous

Wife: “I’m pregnant.”
Husband: *contorts facial expression into one of obvious incredulity*
Husband: “We haven’t had sex in six months!”

incredulity by GrumpyFox February 4, 2018

fuckkynashit

An exclamatory phrase used to express incredulity at a situation or a lack of understanding something. Often used at the end of a sentence that begins with “Wait...”.

“Wait, what? I can send GIFs with Tenor GIF Keyboard fine, but my phone won’t display them when I receive them? Fuckkynashit?!”

“Wait, I’ve been texting you for six hours, and you finally respond when I mention food? Fuckkynashit?”

fuckkynashit by GrumpyFox February 3, 2018

slammed on brakes 

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

slammed on brakes by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

skrankle 

Extreme Ebonics meaning (verb) "to sprinkle" or (noun) "sprinkle"

"Mm-mm, you need to skrankle some salt up in there!"
"You bess hope some fairy dust will skrankle down on you and speed yo ass up!"
"Get me a vanilla ice cream cone with some of them rainbow skrankles!"

skrankle by GrumpyFox June 7, 2016