Dolores Blumpkin 

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

Dolores Blumpkin by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

speedy blumpkin 

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

speedy blumpkin by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

Digital Blumpkin 

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

Digital Blumpkin by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole

Reverse Blumpkin the top of the food chain on a sunday night.

Reverse Blumpkin by creamybarber July 11, 2018

Cunty Blumpkin 

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

Cunty Blumpkin by amanblah December 8, 2018

Rustic Blumpkin 

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.

Rustic Blumpkin by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019

Boston Blumpkin 

When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.

Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin

Boston Blumpkin by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019