white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 10, 2018

You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

breadbox

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Braedyn

Of Greek origin, meaning woman of wisdom; a fiesty, strong-willed, highly intelligent woman, who will intrigue anyone she meets. Of most honorable and honest character, she has a loyal heart toward God. Braedyn is the subject of much respect and desire.

Braedyn is certainly the type of woman who could be president, and actually do the country proud.

by Kreatist February 2, 2010

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009