snow blinded

when a man is receiving head and is about to give the girl a facial but misses and hits her eye

i snow blinded the whore last night instead of giving her a facial.

by mikey hates it January 20, 2011

blind fury

When you order the wrong size blind and get frustrated trying to fit the damn thing. Then get mad and swear an oath to seek out and destroy the original creator buy use the chinesium material the blind was made from to forge a samurai sword.

Those new blinds gave me blind fury.

by Nick Parker 1989 February 20, 2019

pack it blind

meaning you have to pack your bowl in the dark, to avoid negative attention.

We was in the parking lot at night, cops was all 'round, so we had pack it blind.

by Hank Youse June 3, 2009

Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.

Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.

by pwnagephake April 9, 2022

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

blind betty

When a girl sucks your dick and you ejaculate in her eye. their for it will dry up and make her blind.

Dude, I blind betty'd the shit out of kayla last night!

by chadallac16 April 19, 2008

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013