blartburger

1)When Paul Blart, from the movie Mall Cop, goes outside in the middle of the blacktopped street on a hot summer's day, and all of a sudden feels like he has to fart. So he takes off his pants (so he can smell the fart better) and instead of farting, he sharts diharrea all over the black top. In a few minutes, the contents fries and he decides to flip it to see if it can actually be cooked. It finishes cooking and he plays patty cakes with the "blartburger" with his butt cheeks to leave his signature marking. He then takes this new food in to get the approval from his dog. His dog lets out a satisfied howl and with that, blartburgers are being served all over the world today.

2)a nickname for anyone with the name Nick.

1)Ralphred: Have you tried the new blartburger from Mikki D's?

Earl: No, but I'll have to keep that one in mind.

2)Nick, you are such a blartburger! Gawshhh darn you!

by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

Winter Blast

When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.

What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.

by T_Hark January 10, 2011

do a blast

Doing a Blast...
means ripping a line of cocaine (coke)...snorting coke...
Let's go do a blast...

I wanna do a Blast...right now...

by blthrskt April 28, 2009

Anal Blast

A horrible as fuck Grind Core band that sounds like shit & has several songs about girls menstruating.

dude! Anal Blast played at the Boston Bar with Avenger Of Blood & it cost $6.66 to get in.

by Karl Bakla July 24, 2008

Blast

An alternate (slang) way to describe a bowell movement

eg: I just blasted a serious D

by Sean Z July 20, 2006

[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people

After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

by JaneSmith007 November 17, 2006