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Ralphred 

A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for the most powerful, dominant males with the largest penises.
"Did you meet that new pussy kid who transferred here yesterday?"

"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"

"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"
Ralphred by nme91 June 24, 2009
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ralphied 

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently
"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"
ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023
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the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.
"i just ralphed in your bathroom"
ralphed by lanelane February 12, 2007

doug-ralphed 

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.
Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...
doug-ralphed by The Chunce October 26, 2011
Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
Ralphed by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006
1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...

2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.
1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!

2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’
Ralphed by GiglesFitz January 11, 2019
to be ripped off by a family member
i think my bro just ralphed me
ralphed by pitz rock October 13, 2005
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