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blartburger 

1)When Paul Blart, from the movie Mall Cop, goes outside in the middle of the blacktopped street on a hot summer's day, and all of a sudden feels like he has to fart. So he takes off his pants (so he can smell the fart better) and instead of farting, he sharts diharrea all over the black top. In a few minutes, the contents fries and he decides to flip it to see if it can actually be cooked. It finishes cooking and he plays patty cakes with the "blartburger" with his butt cheeks to leave his signature marking. He then takes this new food in to get the approval from his dog. His dog lets out a satisfied howl and with that, blartburgers are being served all over the world today.

2)a nickname for anyone with the name Nick.

1)Ralphred: Have you tried the new blartburger from Mikki D's?

Earl: No, but I'll have to keep that one in mind.

2)Nick, you are such a blartburger! Gawshhh darn you!
blartburger by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009
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bareburger 

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger
My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger
bareburger by brown eye October 12, 2004
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blamburger 

Hamburger that contains weed
Man, school is serving blamburgers again today?
blamburger by Padd Smith Sag October 20, 2015
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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