throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

thunder water motor boat

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face

Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat

by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019

Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum

“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike

by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020

boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

by daDebil July 25, 2004

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006

pickle boat

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

by DYow May 29, 2008