Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."
by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009
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Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017
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by Nigga balls HD himself March 8, 2021
Get the Nigga balls HD mug.Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.
Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!
by Richard the righteous and his lemon September 6, 2006
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Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.
The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.
The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
I'm hungry as balls!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!
by Coell June 14, 2006
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Somebody who hits the ball without any clear motive or attempt to make it into the opponent's goal. They just hit the ball to hit the ball without aiming it anywhere in particular. They often fuck up other's attempts at goals by blocking the ball from going in the opponent's goal or hitting it out of the way when their teammate it set up for a goal.
Somebody who hits the ball without any clear motive or attempt to make it into the opponent's goal. They just hit the ball to hit the ball without aiming it anywhere in particular. They often fuck up other's attempts at goals by blocking the ball from going in the opponent's goal or hitting it out of the way when their teammate it set up for a goal.
This ball chaser just ruined my shot!
And how they're hitting it again in the wrong direction!
And now the ball chaser just hit it into OUR goal, giving the other team a point.
And how they're hitting it again in the wrong direction!
And now the ball chaser just hit it into OUR goal, giving the other team a point.
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
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Mike: Dragon ball super is way better than Dragon Ball z Kai .
Will: What the hell are you on, no the fuck it is not.
Mike: Yes it is, the story line is on point.
Will: OK maybe it is.
Will: What the hell are you on, no the fuck it is not.
Mike: Yes it is, the story line is on point.
Will: OK maybe it is.
by Chrismvp123 February 17, 2017
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